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by Richard Abowitz

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No adult films for troops in Iraq

October 13, 2008 | 12:27 pm
Chickenranchatavn1122007 Of course, Las Vegas has a Sin City Chamber of Commerce, which was formed when the regular chamber of commerce was unwilling to accept certain businesses. And, every month this group holds a mixer where you can meet escorts, porn stars and members with more traditional careers, such as real estate salesmen who are simply trying to sell things to the adult businesses.
 
For this month's mixer, members are being asked to bring DVDs to donate for a unit of troops in Iraq. The Sin City Chamber Commerce newsletter offers an explanation of how an organization connecting adult businesses in Vegas got hooked up to the troops in Iraq:
 
"SSG Tommy Roberson is currently serving his 2nd tour with the Army Reserve and has been communicating with SCCC Member the Chicken Ranch for some time. Emailing back and forth with ... (the) manager of the Chicken Ranch, SSG Roberson recently sent a request for a few movies to be sent to the troops. Currently they are watching movies that are 4 and 5 years old and have worn out there entertainment value."
 
The Chicken Ranch, of course, is one of Nevada's legal brothels over the county line. Funny how a soldier can sort of wind up in contact with the place. One caveat, in case you are thinking the members of the Sin City Chamber of Commerce would contribute the obvious, the newsletter concludes:
 
"Please note: Adult Movies are appreciated but can not be accepted and sent to Iraq. Only mainstream movies can be sent and must have a rating of 'R' or below."

Photo credit: Sarah Gerke

Two images that sell: Cher and human billboard

August 18, 2008 | 11:11 am
Perhaps it's not surprising that what joins these two images is that they are both advertising. I sent Buffet photographer Sarah Gerke to the Strip on Saturday night to archive images for the blog of different resorts, recent construction projects, restaurants, nightclubs and whatever else caught her interest.

Here are the two photos.

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This is an advertisement near the entrance for Cher's show (photo). One of the hardest things for us who cover Vegas entertainment is to get a good understanding of how a show is doing financially. There are simply too many variables, including costs of the shows and marketing expenses. But the hardest thing to gauge is ticket sales. There are gimmicks that keep some shows packed by carpeting complimentary tickets or by using free tickets as gifts for people who, for instance, sit through a timeshare presentation. And, variable pricing, promotions and packages mean you never really know how much the person next to you paid. Few shows ever have the luxury of filling the room at retail ticket prices.

Also, unlike Hollywood movies, shows never release their own numbers on sales. That leaves most official statements about sales to come from publicity, advertising or marketing departments. If you believe the claims made on behalf of Siegfried & Roy's legendary show, for example, every show at the Mirage was sold out between 1990 and 2003. But to understand how marketing folk treat numbers, consider one of the same duo's big advertisements at Mirage, "Magicians of the Century," in quotes because the title referred to an award. But when the century changed, the marketing did not. Siegfried & Roy remained magicians of the century.

Despite the difficulties, there are still a lot of ways for me to check on how any given show is doing. I can drive to the Strip and check what is available at the half-price ticket outlets. As a local, I get lots of e-mails offering me free tickets. And, of course, I have a few sources. So there are ways to figure out if a show is having problems filling seats as everyone knew about "Hairspray" during its short life at Luxor. But success is harder to measure.

This is a great way, though. Sarah Gerke caught this image of a crowd of about 20 tourists, she says, lined up to have their photo taken at Caesars with the advertisement for Cher's show.

The other image captures adult entertainment leading the way in marketing technology in Vegas.  The people standing on the Strip who hand out the smutty cards have now also been turned into human billboards by their bosses.2773871846_9be0fea7cc_b
This is a person with a billboard strapped to his back. The smut card peddlers' behavior long ago hardened into a ritual established as the result of court battles between casino interests (who wanted to ban the billboard peddlers) and civil libertarians (who saw the 1st Amendment under assault). The smut card people make a slapping noise with their cards to get attention as pedestrians walk by. They then reach out with an individual card (with many of the same details as on the billboard) directly in front of you as you walk past. For a moment a collision looks imminent unless you take a card. But if you don't, then they expertly glide their hand back to prevent any physical contact with you. The workers generally line up along the edges of the Strip's sidewalk, so as a group they avoid jamming the entire passage. For a tourist walking the Strip this means experiencing repeated attempts to be handed cards--part of being a pedestrian on a public street. Las Vegas Boulevard: You learn quickly.

Honestly, I've had a conflicted view on this since living here. I used to just shrug and agree that having  smut card people was part of the cost of free speech  I guess I still do, but increasingly I have come to see them as a physical nuisance. In practice, many of the workers are aggressive: They have yelled at me for not taking a card and blocked my passage. They also do not seem to care if they are handing stuff  to a bachelor party or a family with children. But mostly the Strip is so overloaded with pedestrians that these people, when working,  make things harder for anyone just trying to walk down the Strip. I know this means I've lived in Vegas too long when I can share the view of casino owners that the Strip would be so much more pleasant without the smut card workers.

Then I remember that the rules don't stop there but apply to all. So a resort is just as happy to try to ban union protesters (see the Venetian) with the same legal justifications as getting rid of the people who hand out those cards. That, however, was before the sidewalks of the Strip were declared public, and not the private property of casino resorts.

So recently when the union workers shut down the construction at CityCenter over safety concerns and briefly picketed in front of the project on the Strip, no one disputed their legal right to be there. And, an agreement was quickly reached with the general contractor that sent the workers back to the property with their concerns addressed.
(Photos by Sarah Gerke)

Porn stars, Penthouse Pets and bikini models

January 10, 2008 | 10:49 am

463466936_28297d511c_b Las Vegas is always an adult playground, or at least that is one of our favorite cliches. Usually, the most  visible adult play in Las Vegas is financially compensated. And I don't mean prostitution.

Last night was a great example. First I went to the Evil Angel party at Krave at Planet Hollywood. Evil Angel is one of the biggest distributors of adult movies in the country. The company is owned by adult filmmaker John Stagliano, better known in Vegas for his erotic dance show "Fashionistas."

"Fashionistas" is based on one of Stagliano's adult titles of the same name. In addition to inspiring the Vegas show, that movie became the first of a trilogy of "Fashionistas" films. On Saturday, the final installment of the "Fashionistas" trilogy is up for a series of AVN Awards (the adult version of the Oscars). So, last night, Stagliano brought his two worlds together by hosting a party at Krave, with a sample of his Vegas "Fashionistas" revue on stage and an audience of adult industry veterans (including the stars from the movie) who are in Vegas now for the 40,000-strong Adult Entertainment Expo convention.

Porn stars are amazing to watch work a crowd, especially one packed with press photographers like this one. I was talking to one adult actress who was sipping a drink, demurely and shyly, discussing her favorite author, Kurt Vonnegut. The next moment, at the appearance of two photographers, she put on  her "sexy face" and started striking totally raunchy poses against a wall. When the photographers departed, she instantly picked up her drink and told me she was of the mind that "Cat's Cradle" definitely gets the nod over "Slaughterhouse-Five."
Contest After leaving Krave, I went over to LAX, where I was told I could hang out with five Penthouse Pets who were partying until the wee small hours of the morning. Again, the Penthouse Pets were not partying in the sense of being out at a nightclub just to enjoy themselves. They were making a promotional appearance on behalf of the new Penthouse Club, a topless bar opening at the end of the week near Mandalay Bay.

Still, an invitation to party in Vegas is not the hardest work in the universe. And all day I had been getting new updates as the original five Penthouse Pets became 15, then 50; and by the time I got to LAX, I was told that the number had swelled to about 100 women associated in some way with Penthouse by being a Pet, modeling in the magazine or working at the new Penthouse Club. No one seemed sure how many actual Penthouse Pets were at LAX. But I had help finding them, as the club's marketing director took me around to meet a few. They were there to work, and that means interviews.

Of course, when I tried to interview the Penthouse Pets, the volume of LAX's music was too loud. Still, from the brief answers I could make out, it was clear that the women were always on message, constantly turning answers into plugs for the Penthouse Club.

Perhaps the thing that made the Penthouse Pets stand out the most to me was not their glamour or beauty but that they were in Penthouse T-shirts. Otherwise, LAX was simply so full of women dressed up in the most stylish club clothes that it was impossible to say for sure which ones were the professional models. This is a scene where 100 Penthouse workers can fit right into the room. On the other hand, I was missing an important part of the puzzle.

As I spoke to the Penthouse Pets, the stairwell inside LAX  began to fill with nearly a dozen women in bikinis. Why would so many women be standing in a nightclub on the Strip dressed only in a bikini at a 1 a.m.? Money! It turned out last night was the first part of the Miss LAX talent competition. Talent in Las Vegas means wearing a bikini. And by  the time Miss LAX is picked in March, $100,000 in prize money will be given out, including $50,000 for the winner.

(Photo of Stagliano by Sarah Gerke/Miss LAX photo courtesy PMG)

Openings: the gift that keeps on giving

January 3, 2008 | 10:38 am

The growth in Las Vegas right now is scary. Over the last weekend, I visited a variety of new restaurants and nightclubs including the Bank (Bellagio), CatHouse (Luxor), Prive (Planet Hollywood) and 40/40 (Palazzo). Altogether, 10 new restaurants and/or clubs were set to open in the resort corridor over New Year's weekend.

And the openings aren't even close to being over. Next week I am going to an opening for AGO, the new restaurant at the Hard Rock, which Robert DeNiro co-owns. January 17-20, Palazzo, the new expansion casino resort at the Venetian, will hold its grand opening weekend celebrations. And just this morning, I received an e-mail announcing that Palms Place will begin taking guest reservations for February 29.
 
Of course, there is opening and there is opening. And an opening gets so much press in Vegas, a lot of places see no reason not to have a few of them. For example, Palazzo is open now. If it wasn't, I could not have got into the 40/40 club there on December 30. That is called a soft opening. Now, as for 40/40, which held its celebrity grand opening December 30, I also have an invitation for the next 40/40 "Grand Opening Gala" tomorrow night.

The Bank, the new nightclub at Bellagio, right now is open for business. But coming up this month will be both a grand opening and, after that, a celebrity grand opening.

In other cities, is a place either opened or closed?

Trump and Wynn: sign wars

July 24, 2007 |  8:56 am
The Donald's hair may resist responding to the climate but that is not the case with his name. At least, when the Trump in question are giant gold letters. Yesterday morning I got this press release:
 
"Good Morning,

Just an FYI-

Golden letters spelling T-R-U-M-P will become a permanent fixture on the Las
Vegas Strip when construction crews begin to install the sign on Trump
International Hotel & Towers Las Vegas.

Each letter is 20 feet tall ­ the completed sign will be 140 feet long.
The sign is scheduled to be installed one letter a day."
 
 
Then a few hours later another press release:
 
"Good Afternoon,
 
Brief FYI-
 
Due to adverse weather conditions, etc. The golden T-R-U-M-P letters will be going up beginning tomorrow rather than today."
 
Wynnsign So, I wait at the edge of my seat, like some Vegas twist on a space shuttle launch, to see if the weather will make today the day for the lifting of the 20 foot "T." Meanwhile, I've reached across the street, to the neighboring Wynn to find out how many feet tall the lettering in their owner's name is at the top of that resort. I want to know, Trump or Wynn, whose is bigger?
(Photo by Sarah Gerke)

Dick Cheney Hunting Vest Night

March 14, 2006 |  7:51 am
The Las Vegas Wranglers hockey team (and, how can we not have hockey here in the desert and, yes, they play in a casino) is opting for a "Dick Cheney Hunting Vest Night" on March 17. The first 1,000 spectators to arrive at the Orleans Arena will receive orange vests that read "Don't Shoot, I'm Human." Still, be wary, the vests offer no protection from stray pucks.


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