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Luxor transforms: Egypt no more

August 23, 2007 | 12:26 pm
Fantasygroup Last night I went to the release party around Luxor's Restore Pool for the annual Fantasy calendar. Fantasy is the Luxor's long-running topless show. The calendar was given away to all the guests at the pool party and will be sold as a souvenir for the show.

In Vegas terms, this was a tiny event: bread and cheese, an open bar, with the Fantasy showgirls posing on a pink carpet and then posing with resort executives. The executives were in great spirits. I can guess a couple of reasons why that was the case.

Luxor is part of MGM-Mirage; Dubai earlier in the day announced a massive cash investment in their company, followed a few hours later by MGM-Mirage reaching contact terms with the mighty Culinary Union (after weeks of increasingly blocked negotiations). It was a good night to be a casino executive, proclaimed Luxor President Felix Rappaport (using more down-to-earth language) while taking his turn posing with the showgirls.

Rappaport has a very high-stress job right now overseeing the remodel of the Luxor that is expected to cost $300 million over the next year. The plan is to make the property no longer about kitschy Egypt, and instead transform Luxor into a Vegas hot spot.   
And that is why I was there. I wanted to take a moment to view the Luxor one final time as the sleepy property that it has been since I moved here in 1999. Back then Luxor had a nightclub, RA (still sticking with the Egypt theme), that had a local following. But otherwise Luxor was always the casino on the Strip everyone loved seeing from the outside and few enjoyed being inside.

In an interview with me a few weeks ago by phone, Rappaport readily admitted as much, calling Luxor a "dormitory" property. He measures this himself by watching on busy nights and comparing the long cab line of departing guests and the tinier trickle of cabs arriving at Luxor with visitors.

But already things are changing. Trying to park on the usually empty roof of the garage last night at Luxor meant, for the first time, a space in the very last parking row. This is very upsetting because Luxor's garage roof has always been my secret parking spot when I want to drive to Mandalay Bay on a Saturday night. It is almost impossible to find parking at Mandalay Bay's garage but the two resorts are connected by walkway, and so parking at one is as good as being at the other.
As the parking situation hinted, the changes at Luxor are already well underway. I forget how quickly things happen in Vegas. The Restore Pool, where the party was taking place, for example, opened this summer. The hope was to create a more adult swimming environment by having it open only to those 18 and older. Adult themed business is the reality behind all these changes. Arcades and souvenir stands with Luxor's odd take on Egypt are now making way for nightclubs and ultra lounges and high-end dinning. A tiny harbinger of the new Luxor this summer also saw the opening of the Aurora Lounge, which can hold only 157, but with its Japanese-influenced design, offers a clear escape from Egypt.

At the end of this month, LAX  nightclub with 26,000 square feet opens. It will be one of the larger clubs in Las Vegas. Opening the same night will be the smaller Noir Bar. Then in the fall Luxor is opening two new restaurants with nightlife ties: Company (next to LAX) and CatHouse (a restaurant and lounge). If you need a symbol of change, Cathouse is going in the space once occupied by Isis and the Sacred Searoom.

The Fantasy showgirl calendar is for 2008, and by then, there will be even more new bars and restaurants added, as well as a remodeling of the casino floor. Finally, next summer will see the premiere of the new Cirque show at Luxor with star Criss Angel. By that time, the Luxor's transformation should really pay off, in terms of no longer being a dormitory for tourists. And for locals like me, well, it looks like I am going to need to find a new place to park when I want to go to Mandalay Bay. My secret empty lot is attached to a casino that will be seeing some use.

(Photo by Sarah Gerke)

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Luxor has been a favorite haunt of mine, averaging two stays a year for the past ten. I agree that the Egyptian routine was wearing a little thin. I just hope they do something more with the spa, besides the recently updated furnature. It really needs a total make-over. Lately, I've been staying at Mandalay and THE Hotel,although I still like to walk over to Luxor for the relatively cheap gaming. I also enjoy the Luxor pool area. Mandalay's pool area is so overrun with families that you have to go out there at 8 a.m. to get a decent spot. Here's hoping the Luxor's new facelift gives the property new life.

I'm a little sad that the redesign means the removal of the Sphinx in the front of the property (which I read about in an earlier report somewhere). I feel like, while it is sad, it is like Treasure Island changing its sign from the skull and swords to the modern "TI." You like the novelty of the old design, but it just does not fly in 21st-century Vegas. As long as they keep the "inclinators" (patrons of the pyramid will know what I am talking about), I think I'll manage.

Oh great, yet another big Strip hotel casino that will now blanket Las Vegas with ever more trash advertising, in which nude young women (who either look like over-made-up Tijuana hookers or high-class Manhattan penthouse hookers, all of course with huge burbling silicon breasts) will be used to "market" the property. I can only wonder, what dupes are falling for this phoney corporate "exclusivity", where huge bouncers won't let a tourist get anywhere near the oh-so-groovy nightclubs unless you've already called in with a $500 vodka bottle reservation.

I 'm trying to figure out how they can possibly "de-Egypt" the Luxor when the main building is shaped like a pyramid!

The show "Fantasy", is a great show and very tastefully done. The ladies in the show are beautiful and classy, not trashy. Do not mistake the Fantasy show with other "women" shows in Vegas, as it is very different. The Comedian and Impressionist in the show (Sean Cooper), is outstanding and I completely enjoyed it. From what I hear, the Fantasy show sells out almost every night, which tells me one thing, it has to be great!

As for the Luxor and the theme, the hotel is, in my opinion, the most incredible structural design on the strip as it stands right now. So they want to change it, change is good too. I have heard many people say, “How could they change the hotel when it is shaped as a pyramid?” I say very easily! If I was asked what they should do, I would tell them to make it into a MATRIX type theme & Hi-tech, making it very modern. Imagine Lasers shooting down into the middle of the hotel, all connected to one diamond in the center. Lots of Big screen plasmas, lots of robotics/technology, it will surely be the most occupied hotel on the strip and the pyramid shape is perfect! They should open up a location in there where people can pay to compete to see “who can get through the laser security beams and steal the mask”, just like that movie with Catherine Zita-Jones and Sean Connery called “Entrapment”.

A significant amount of I.T companies visit Las Vegas for their conferences and there are also a series of electronic conventions, including the CES show. If this hotel was made Hi-tech, color theme being Black, platinum, glass and crystal, to name a few, I am sure the corporate world tourists would book there.

I think many of the I.T manufactures like, Cisco, NEC, Dell, HP, to name of few would love to get involved in that, not to mention the great marketing they will do for the hotel.
Just my thought

I'm not sure why a Pharonic theme per se is so incompatible with the goal of smothering guests in opulent, decadent, celebrity-attracting glitz.

I stayed there once...the theme actually struck me as a little thinly implemented on the inside and around the pool, the restaurant choices not particularly compelling, etc.

While I agree that plaster faux-Egyptian was always a bit cheesy, I strongly disagree that they should be discarding the Egyptian theme entirely. Despite the sillier aspects, I've always found it a very enchanting and inspiring place, and particularly inside the pyramid. The atmosphere is exotic, and a lot more feels possible than in your typical resort casino. With the slanting terraces of the pyramid so far overhead, it seems like some magically constructed sky, and the air inside is just right to inspire wistfulness. Granted, I haven't been there in several years, but unless things have drastically deteriorated, those same qualities should still apply.

Now, what I would suggest if they want to "glamor" it up a bit would be to replace their ridiculous plaster sphinx with a real one made of polished stone, perhaps with genuine golden metal stripes and lapis lazuli on the headdress. To just get rid of the sphinx entirely would be a crime. Also, I would suggest removing the various other cheap, Hollywood prop-looking elements from the hotel with genuine articles made of stone and metal, and perhaps incorporating the smell of sand into the air circulation (without actually adding any, of course).

But rather than enhancing the sense of enchantment, they seem to want to destroy it entirely and turn it into just another generic "hot spot." Here's what I don't understand: If that's what MGM-Mirage wants, why would they choose Luxor of all places? Why invest in a place defined by creating an exotic experience just to tear it down into a cliched nightclub "scene"? This seems like the work of insufferable philistines, and I wouldn't be surprised if the next change is to paint the pyramid day-glo orange and change its logo to look "fresher." What a bunch of idiots.

I was in Vegas a month or so ago for just one night and stayed at Luxor. For an extra hundred bucks we were offered an upgrade to a 1,500 sq ft suite, so I took it. I now have a new mantra: The solution to bad Egyptian is a whole lot more bad Egyptian. I haven't laughed so hard for quite a while.

That they are going to remodel the whole thing certainly explains why the furnishings were not only tacky but starting to fall apart. When they reopen, I hope they'll upgrade the room service food. And what's the deal with no minibars in the rooms? Is that a Vegas thing?

They're getting rid of the Sphinx? Okay, as fine as I am with the other changes (it really was disappointing inside --even when I first stepped in side in '93), the Sphinx is an icon.

"And what's the deal with no minibars in the rooms? Is that a Vegas thing?"

Yes, it is a Vegas thing. If you're up in your room drinking from a minibar, you're not in the casino gambling. Very few casino-hotels in Las Vegas provide minibars in their standard rooms.

Above and beyond this particular story of Luxor entertainment - I was VERY, VERY disappointed when I recently found out that the 2 black entertainers (brothers) who sang soul music in the Nefertiti Lounge are no longer at the Luxor. I enjoyed them so much last September; sat through their cocktail lounge show for 2 full nights during my stay. What entertainment - talk about a fantastic free show that took me back to the 60's & 70's Motown/Hitsville era. So talented were they. What a loss to the Luxor - someone there made a bad, bad mi$take. My friends & I won't be taking the time to travel from the Mirage (where we are staying) to go to the Luxor next month when we visit - just for this show - because they are not there! I couldn't remember their name (sorry) so I called the PR office - and do you know what? They didn't have their name handy either although they had performed there for years. Yes - That won't keep us for looking for them wherever they are performing - if only someone out there in cyberspace can help me find out where they are playing? Their names? p.s. The Luxor rooms were dingy and dark; won't stay there again. CRISS ANGEL ROCKS! Yea baby.

I'm so sad to hear that plans are in the works to de--Egyptianize this marvelous hotel. I stayed there last year for three nites after staying at others on the Strip in the past and the grandeur and authenticity of the design blew me away. I'm a a graphic designer and artist and really appreciate the attention to detail in all the spaces, including the buffet restaurants and gift shops off the lobby. It's a shame that what is so well done becomes "kitschy" and outdated to the powers that be, who are trying to tap into whatever is hip at the moment. Just watch the faces of the people who walk into the lobby to check in or just to take a gander at the monumental statues. I've been to Egypt and I got chills when I first saw the Luxor's re-creation of the icons. I'll certainly never stay at the Luxor again if they do a makeover and lose the beauty as it stands now.

I'm glad to see that they plan to update the the hotel. I was just there the last two nights and the place is a dump. I don't care if they change the theme it just needs some TLC so it can be a great resort again.

I've been in love with Egypt since watching Indiana Jones...walking into the Luxor took my breath away 6 years ago, and did every summer after...I went back this past summer and was heartbroken to see the buffet remodel. Going to the Pharoah's Pheast was like walking into a dig! The artifacts (though fake) were fun to look at and added to the experience. The Luxor was my favorite place to visit... I went back this past May and nearly cried. It looks so... bland. Where are the artifacts? Aren't there enough Wynn, MGM, and Mandalay Bays on the strip? Part of what made the Luxor special was its theme. Take away Egypt and all you have is sand... If they continue down this road, my money is going to Caesar's Palace or the Venetian where you walk into the casino and walk into a dream.

Well, they've finally succeeded in destroying my favorite hotel & casino in vegas, the Luxor. The
mgm-mirage management is in love with the Brittany Spears" wannabee crowd and seem determined to chase all their FORMER customers away. I have gambled alot at luxor and even went to the grand opening. All my favorite machines are gone, replaced with monstocities from some video arcade. The restaurants look like some tacky strip club. Where do they find these losers who have destroyed the Vegas I knew & loved. I will not be going back, there are plenty of casinos within driving distance (25 mi.) Let's see what these losers think when they're sitting there with no customers and no gambling revenue. By the way their choices in entertainment SUUUUCKS!!!!



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