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Beacher's best publicity stunts

11:24 AM PT, Aug 15 2007
JeffbeacheratbonjovicoPublicity stunts used to have a grand tradition in Vegas. But their glory years were long past before Jeff Beacher arrived in Las Vegas at the end of 2003 to become the first headliner at the Hard Rock. Beacher has revived the tradition with a vengeance. Beacher's latest publicity stunt involves a threat of retirement, 50 Cent, and Kanye West. Norm writes the details up this morning, and it is almost too complicated for me to follow.

However, it got me thinking and here is a list of my 5 favorite publicity stunts from  Beacher's Vegas past. (This list does not include hiring talent like deposed Miss.Nevada, Katie Rees, at a headline-convenient moment or his permanent Page 6 position that comes from being friends with Paris Hilton.)  Beacher, by the way, does not believe that he has performed traditional publicity stunts in Vegas; "Things just happen" is how he puts it. So, here is my list of Top 5 things that just happened involving Jeff Beacher and some that did not go as planned.
5. Beacher promised to make himself into the world's largest pig-in-a-blanket by wrapping himself in dough and being dunked in a vat of ketchup. The event was canceled when the heated-up dipping sauce caused health concerns.
4. Beacher promises to lose 100 pounds to run in the Las Vegas Marathon in December 2007. Beacher claims to be steadily losing weight. My own visual examination cannot yet tell conclusively.
3. To assist in his weight loss, Beacher also has taken a vow of celibacy. There has been much less discussion of this vow recently  than when it was announced.
2. PETA Vs. Beacher's monkey. PETA started the feud, but Beacher won by using the animal rights group for plenty of press all over the country for the Madhouse. The monkey is still in the show.
1. Beacher announces his arrival in Vegas by sneaking into the MGM disguised as a maintenance worker. As the Billboard Music Awards was letting out at the resort, Beacher stripped down to a Speedo wearing a snorkel and sign advertising his show, and jumped into a fish tank near the entrance of Studio 54 at MGM.



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THats great thinking right there

Beacher is a genius

omgg i saw the fish tank stunt he did. this guys ridiculously funnyy favorite show on the strip

FAVORITE show on the strip. this guys hilarious

THIS GUYS GREAT! funniest stuff ever

I loooove large juicy men ;)

classic stuff right there. guys hilarious

ahhh who couldnt love this sexy mans show.

you can def strip down for me! lol!

each pound he gains makes me love him more. DONT LOOSE WEIGHT BEACHER!

that monkey LOVED BEACHER. THAT MONKIE LOVED BEACHER WITH ALL HIS HEART.


great showw. hottest on the strip

freaks. hotties. and fat people. how could u get a better show? along with his publicity. this guys a genious.

Beach is sooo awesome!! the show rocks!!

Jeff is an amazing business man. And the show is proof of his brilliance.

I've seen the show soo many times and i can't get enough of it!!

YOUR H-O-T!!

Jeff Beacher is an amazing sexxxy beast!!!

great in bed, great on the stage FANTASTIIIC

SPANK ME!

This guys classic. awesome show

I've seen his show before and its quite impressive. I truly recommend to everyone to see the show.

rolling stones was dead on! this guys puts on the best shows iv ever seen

sexxxxay sexxayy sexxayy man

Beach is so hot that im about to have a heat stroke! aaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Jeff is a great entrepreneur.

LOVE THE SHOW!!!!

pshh how could beacher be celvate with all those sexayy girls all over him. go to one of his shows and ull know what im talking about

Theres always something new with Jeff Beacher. THats what makes the show and him successful.

go go dancers and models are all i need to see that show

I can't for the next show!!!!!

awww i love my fat sex muffin

pig in a blanket? id eat that up

Beacher is good in bed.

I wish I could see his jump into the fish tank. That sounds like comedic genius in action.

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