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The Madhouse returns triumphant

09:24 AM PT, May 29 2007
Beacher Something is wrong at the Hard Rock. On Saturday night, on the usually busy Memorial Day Weekend, we easily found a parking spot in the Hard Rock garage. Normally, we don't try the garage at the Hard Rock even on weeknights. Inside, there was no bulge of people blocking the hallway waiting to get into the Pink Taco nor the usual pack of folks in front of the bathroom doors in the passage to the main casino.
 
The Hard Rock was once the hottest resort in town. The Palms aspired to compete with the Hard Rock back in 2001, and few, including me, expected that to work out. Now, it would be foolish to mention The Hard Rock and The Palms in the same sentence. The Hard Rock seems to have fallen at this point to a hipness quotient roughly equal to the Rio (post-Prince). In the past year or so the Palms has opened the fantasy tower suites, a recording studio, Moon, Playboy Club and the concert venue Pearl. The hot CineVegas film festival is about to return there. Meanwhile, the Hard Rock has simply become a year or so older.
 
A lot of this has to do with departure of owner Peter Morton, and a moribund new ownership making no discernible impact on the property. But if the Hard Rock doesn't get back in the game soon, Vegas will pass by this once vital resort, and it will become a time capsule to former glory. Let's face it, even the Hard Rock's music theme seems to be aging rabidly in a post-guitar era of nightclub DJs.
 
But there is one thing that still works for the Hard Rock: Beacher's Madhouse. In the otherwise mellow casino, the Madhouse was so packed on Saturday night that security at first blocked my entrance ("Line for people on the list starts over there."). I was let in after a few folks stumbled out. The Madhouse is always the hottest event in Vegas on the night it takes place, and that hasn't changed. This was the first Madhouse under the new owners. Considering how empty the rest of the casino seemed, I would consider doing Madhouse every week, instead of once a month. Because no matter how rundown the Hard Rock is starting to appear, Beacher somehow retains his magic for creating one of the wildest events in Vegas: sexist, crude, obnoxious and tasteless in every way. The Madhouse could only work in Las Vegas. That is the key to Beacher's magic. Certainly, David Saxe of V: The Ultimate Variety Show has as good an eye (if not better) for real talent. But Beacher's genius is not for what happens on stage (the fake Britney, the silly contests, the occasional comedian, the go-go dancers). Beacher's gift is for buzz and for creating an overall event that feels like the wild Vegas party you could never get invited into as a regular tourist. You leave the Madhouse knowing you are having a Vegas vacation. And, to a casino that feeling is priceless as it leads you direct to the slots and tables.Minibritney_2
 
This Madhouse show was a practice soft opening. The big Madhouse return happens at the end of next month. Still, it is great to have Beacher and his crew back. It reminds me of the days when the Hard Rock and the Palms had some fierce competition for the young and rich LA tourists who were just discovering Vegas. I hope the new owners get on the ball soon, because competition like Beacher always makes Vegas a more exciting place to live.
(Photos by Sarah Gerke)
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Jeff Beacher is a inavator!! The show was simply genius, I loved it!

Beacher's Madhouse is BRILLANT!!! Jeff Beacher is a mastermind... I can't wait for the next show!!

xoxoxo,

A TRUE MADHOUSE FAN FOR LIFE!!

I am so happy the show is BACK!!! It is truly comical... Beacher's Madhouse is really the best show on the strip... There is no other!!

Can't wait until the next show..

THE SHOW WAS OUTSTANDING!!! GREAT JOB JEFF!!

IM GLAD THAT BEACHER'S MADHOUSE IS BACK... IT IS EXACTLY WHAT VEGAS HAS BEEN MISSING!!

The show was remarkable glad to have it back!

YOUR SHOW WAS AMAZING

Jeff Beacher,

You are really a very talented man... Your show is stunning... I could not stop laughing during the entire show... I will be there next month so keep it coming!!

xoxoxo,

Alayna

HOW CAN I EXPRESS THIS... THE MADHOUSE ROCKS!!! PURE GREATNESS!!

I attended my first show on Saturday... It was phenominal!!! Jeff Beacher is a very talented individual!!

Jeff Beacher is the MAN!!!

Your sure was nothing but laughs!! i loved it!!

You sould bring it 2 LA!

HEY THIS GUY IS THE BEST!!

I have been 2 every show for the last 4 years!! Im glad your back Beacher u ROCK!

Yeah everyone is right... I went 2 the show to! Jeff Beacher is so funny I love him. THe whole Beacher's Madhouse crew did a great job... See yall next month!!

I witnessed thiis Madhouse... and IT WAS GREAT!!! When's the next show?

Beacher's Madhouse... is the funnest time I have had in a long time here in Las Vegas. Jeff Beacher is a wonderful host and a awesome performer. I can't wait for the next show!

The Show was great!

When the Hard Rock Hotel opened in the mid-1990s, Pam Anderson squeezed the world's hottest body into a pink, rubber suit to celebrate the event. For the next 10 years, a steady stream of celebrities and young vegas vacationers routinely packed the casino floor on weekends to drink, gamble and socialize.

But it's easy to see that the Hard Rock is not what it once was and is being virtually ignored by most party people. The Palms has done a better job giving young people what they want and are bluntly kicking the Hard Rock's ass.

Once hiring only the best of the best, even the Hard Rock's waitresses and female bartenders are now little more than plain Janes. Yes, the Hard Rock is a sinking ship and it will be interesting to see if the new captain can patch up the leaks.

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