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Jenna Jameson Thinning Away?

05:26 PM PT, Mar 21 2007
429874098_7891f8ec76_b It was only a few months ago that you could not hit the Strip it seemed without bumping into local girl Jenna Jameson making the rounds with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz. Anyway, in recent weeks, if she has been in Vegas, Jameson has kept a lower profile. So, I was stunned when I saw this recent picture of the legendary adult film star on TMZ.Com. Jenna Jameson suddenly looks less like a sex star and more like a piece of conceptual art on display at the Whitney Biennial titled: Fake Boobs Attached to Toothpick. This already
disturbingly thin (yet less than three month old) photo of her in Vegas for AVN earlier this year is of a far heavier, I think, Jenna than her current look.

(photo January 13, 2007 by Sarah Gerke)
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NO! Say it ain't so...she used to be smoking hot. Now she looks terrible, all emaciated like that.

Tito! Feed your woman some food fer the luva God.

Maybe Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears need to stage an intervention for Jenna...Wow that's an image.

"You can never be too rich or too thin." Mrs. William "Babe" Paley (supposedly)
She was half right.

I hope you have proof her boobs are fake before you say this in print. Don't libel laws apply to blogs too?

By the way, I had big beautiful natural boobs, but I had them surgically reduced because I was too tired of people talking about them like were "obviously fake."

If you have big boobs, you learn what slime most human beings really are. Men and women will talk about you like you're an object, strip you of all humanity.

Maybe Jenna is so thin because she's caught on to it finally, that people will never ever see her as a human being, they will always only see her as breasts on a stick.

Get them cut off, Jenna, and you'll be allowed back into the human race again.

Thanks for reading. I am not a legal expert but if I wanted to sound like a lawyer I would answer you that I did not write Jenna Jameson had fake boobs. I wrote only a simile. FYI: I am not actually saying that she is literally a toothpick either; I meant she appears too thin. However, as to your larger point, in her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Jameson writes about getting a boob job at the start of Chapter 13. Yrs., Richard

Wow. Patricia, I hope you have been to see a competent therapist. No one can strip you of your humanity without your permission. There is so much being said in your response and none of it has to do with Jenna Jameson.

By your example, I should go to see the plastic surgeon and get my square, chiseled jaw 'cut off' because my classic profile draws bitter and resentful remarks from moon faced and double chinned people everywhere.

She is Serta-fiably pretty in pink, faux or no.

Wow,

Knowing what is on Jenna's My-Space and a little about her life would be great before posting things like this. Being a journalist, it would be a novel approach to know about a person before you make a comment about their appearance.
Check out her My-Space folks. She has something to say on this.
Remember we are all on a highway with others. And some time the people we decide to carpool with runs us over. Even if we love them.


"Knowing what is on Jenna's My-Space and a little about her life would be great before posting things like this. Being a journalist, it would be a novel approach to know about a person before you make a comment about their appearance."

I'm embarrassed to know this, but she only posted that "I'm emaciated because I'm going through a divorce" statement on myspace yesterday - a day after this particular article was written.

It's stunning how millions of Americans divorce every year, and they don't waste away.

I hope she finds peace and health.

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