Dita Von Teese will be a guest performer in the Crazy Horse Paris topless show at MGM between April 15-20. A celebrity star is certainly a good move for this very traditional topless show that, while significantly better than similar old school competitors like Crazy Girls, really can't measure up to the new generation of erotic entertainment shows on the Strip like Zumanity and Fashionistas. Both those shows offer a vastly more contemporary take on sexuality as well as demonstrating more creativity than topless chorus lines and solo chair dances. Ah, but they don't have Dita Von Teese. According to the press release:

 

"Keeping in line with the Crazy Horse Paris tradition, Dita will perform her sensual ‘Le Bain’ bathtub act, evoking the spirit of the 1950s Crazy Horse star Candida, who lathered and bathed herself on stage more than 1,500 times. She also will perform a second seductive surprise act and will be joining the Crazy Horse dancers in the revived finale 'We Are the Girls of Crazy Horse."