Alert the Press: Fleiss Arrives in Nevada
December 8, 2005 | 7:07
am
The Review-Journal contains an interview with Heidi Fleiss where the reporter, Henry Brean, visited her at her rented "modest two-bedroom house" in rural Nevada and watched her unpack and spackle holes in the wall. It is kind-of pathetic to hear her fantasies (endlessly lapped up by the media). She promises 20 studs with 10 in reserve and a flat fee of around $250 an hour. Meanwhile, as portrayed in the article, even her own lawyer can offer nothing more supportive of her chances of getting a licence than:"Fleiss will probably have to answer a lot of questions about her past, but, Schonfeld said, he is confident the board will give her application a fair and unbiased review."
And, I thought that was the problem since an unbiased review might well deny her a licence for being a convicted felon whose crimes could clearly be seen as demonstrating "moral turpitude."
Yes, there are endless ironies in Heidi Fleiss being too immoral to operate a brothel in Nevada, because she operated a call girl ring in California. But when you get into legal prostitution Commissioners tend to accept some irony and contradiction to protect their turf. For now none of this matters since Fleiss has yet to even turn in her brothel licence application. That might put a bummer on the media campaign that continues with her first hire, James Brandt, 37, who explains in the article that he expects to earn $250 an hour:
Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park. Some want you to sing them a song. Some may want me to bite them on the spine. Whatever it is. I will do this.
I don't know about the singing and biting, but good luck finding a park in Crystal, Nevada for that romantic walk.
Good for her, I wish her well. Its legal where she is doing it and she will probably find a market out there that is long overdue. I just can't imagine the guys being able to perform enough to satisfy us ladies. We shall soon see.
Linda
Posted by: Linda Evans | December 10, 2005 at 08:29 AM
This wouldn't be possible without Viagra IMO.
Posted by: Tony V | December 11, 2005 at 08:41 PM
if linda evans is the linda evans, the movie actress,
i would be willing to plug my teeth back into my mouth, i call this"rackin em up", pull up my purple rhine stone jock strap, and hitch a ride to crystal to interview with mistress heidi for a job there. i am a local resident from the area, more of a regular joe, pahrumpian type. i would hope linda would pick me out of the line up, but that purty fella i seen in the newspapper would probly give her a better run than this old redneck. if, however, she would like a little of that red neck love, that my little pahrump princesses all are a huntin out her on saturday nites at the tumbleweed or stagestop, linda would never go back to the purty boy types agin... toothless in nevada isnt such a bad thing when you know the moves.
mark.
Posted by: mark | December 14, 2005 at 12:34 PM